... and she putteth the poodle in a quasi erotic sort of a position, near where she was sprawled out on the cave . . . stucketh her leggeths up unto the air, "Buf," like this, exposing to the poodle the central core of her desire, and looked deep into the poodle's eyes and said these piquant little words that we shall not soon forget: Give me your dirty love like a pink donation to the dragon in your dreams

Frank Zappa, from: "The Poodle Lecture"

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